There was a lot to see during a Consumer Electronics Show this past week. And some of it was worthwhile! Walking opposite a floor, we found myself drawn towards trivialities — a passed ends of a technological, taxonomical draft — than a loyal innovations or commercial ideas. Capitalism is excellent and swell is great, yet beautifully executed stupid ideas are glorious.
Here are things that happened in Vegas that will expected stay in Vegas, yet that we should know about to improved conclude a joys of a human/transhuman experience.
You wish to sing Led Zeppelin strain like a robot? They have a duty for that. Want to be a church choir? A chipmunk? A genocide steel singer? Fine. No Problem. Singtrix, a new kind of karaoke technology, can let we do all of that and more. we can overtly contend we did not design to be nod people with a voice of Barry White during some indicate in my life, yet hey — that’s Vegas, baby.
How does Singtrix work? Fuck if we know! A repeated problem during CES is that a lot of a people streamer adult these booths are salespeople — not tech developers. Ask them how something is means to do what it does, and you’ll get a shrug. Say a word “monetize,” however, and they’ll dance. It’s adorable.
BeamPro’s Telepresence Army
Oh, how about that one time we walked by BeamPro’s counter and was immediately preyed on by an army of a dozen or so telepresence bots — including one that was 50 feet tall? we mean, sure, everybody was accessible and easy to speak to, yet if we don’t like people in genuine life, what could presumably make me like them improved if they’re an LCD shade on wheels??
Intel’s Sandbox Tanks
Intel, for good reasons, had built a encampment to uncover off all of a company’s opposite rising products and technologies. Over in a small indentation by a side, was a box full of silt flanked by a integrate of buttons and joysticks on both ends. we asked a Intel dude station by what this was, and things escalated quickly.
Turns out, a appliance was a diversion designed by feeling gaming record Torch. Using Intel’s RealSense camera, a diversion creates a topographical map formed on a figure of a silt — including peaks, valleys, and other earthy characteristics. And players get to pull a silt around themselves and confirm what they wish to see for themselves.
The map is done instantly, and a diversion begins, with a projection overplayed on tip of a sand. With a joysticks and buttons, we pierce around a tiny tank and glow during your opponent. Each actor can use a turf to put themselves in a improved position to strike — or equivocate their opponents firepower.
A second diversion requires we to hunt for mines and destroy them. How? Dig into a silt with your hands, find a blinking lights of destruction, and glow away.
The Intel man kicked my donkey dual games straight. Still fun, though.
Postal Service Tetris
The U.S. Post Office was during CES, presumably since you’ve got to do something. And for some reason, they had some bizarre nonplus diversion where players had to smoke-stack boxes on tip of one-another as they fell down from tip to bottom. Pretty neat to watch, yet we do doubt how many taxpayer income went into this…
Is this U.S. Postal Service unexpected apropos cool? Are they perplexing too hard? Will mail ever apropos intelligent again? These are questions that need answering.
Intel’s VR Drawing App
Although Oculus Rift is looking towards gaming as a biggest offered point, that hasn’t stopped a lot of companies from meditative about a intensity of VR in some-more artistic ways. Intel is one of them. At a opening of their booth, attendees were greeted with a sketch app that lets we emanate some disagreeable cold artworks in a 3D space.
(Ignore how terrible a dude in a video is during sketch things.)
Corning’s Smart Glass
Better famous for a potion and ceramics manufacturing, Corning was during CES to uncover off a admittedly cold new touch-sensitive glass. As we can see in a picture, a pure foil propitious with electronic hardware can be practical to any potion aspect and emanate an interactive arrangement that looks like it belongs in a future.
Corning itself demonstrated how such record could be used in sell stores to assistance consumers hunt for opposite styles and sizes of a sold product, like boots or clothes. we was meditative some-more like Minority Report where we can use pre-cognition to stop destiny crimes, yet maybe that’s a small distant off.
808 Audio isn’t on this list since their new product or record was super cold or strange. They’re here since they win a endowment for a many ungainly booth. And this is tech conference — that’s a flattering formidable feat.
Here’s a scene: a DJ in a core spinning divided repulsive bar song while holding tough chugs of beer; appealing women hired to dance in a center of a booth, yet looking intensely bashful and weirded while doing so; a side-stand where people can make their possess colored vinyl annals since because not; and a throng of CES attendees station around — mostly guys, mind we — station around for prolonged durations of time and holding cinema and videos of a whole thing.
Number of people we saw indeed shopping 808 Audio products? Zero. Even CES isn’t defence to bad ideas.
This Private Internet Access Booth
The undisguised many balls-to-the-walls counter endowment goes to Private Internet Access, that stocked several dozen people in immature skin suits to hang around and shock everybody off. Great business plan, we contingency say. Makes me really wish to sinecure them to conduct my internet security.
A print posted by Private Internet Access (@piavpn) on Jan 6, 2016 during 5:09pm PST